Great News! Our man Trump has swooped into the final 30 days with a brand new, exciting slogan for all the brothers and sisters on board the Trump Train. Well, mostly the Bros, to be honest.
Here it is, fellow believers:
GTBTP
In line with modern design practice, he will use just the first letter initials of the slogan, instead of the whole words. All of America knows what they stand for by now, anyway. The slogan initials look super good in all caps on Trump’s signature ball caps, and they will be available for sale before the great Presidential Debate II tomorrow, Sunday October 10, in St. Louis, when Trump will be there with bells on.
Here is an earlier version of the new ball cap made late last night before Trump showed his aesthetic prowess and decided to switch over to all initials.
For the less informed among you: No, GTBTP is not the name of some new-fangled, weirdo sexual freedom rights group.* It is not the Gay, Transgender, Bisexual, something, something organization. Trump may say he supports LGBTQ rights for public consumption, but it’s just a public air kiss posture to get them off his back. Trump’s solid Alt Right and True Believers supporters know where he really stands, when the nut cutting starts.
The new hat design and political slogan are all clean and fresh, and 100% original Trump thinking, no copying like before. He is the people’s champion and always tells it like it is.
Besides which, the new GTBTP slogan is much more macho and hetero, so our right thinking Latino brothers can also get on board and proudly wear the Hat of Victory in public.
The new hats are expected to cost only $30 each, just a small increase from the present standard price $25, due to the special stitching costs for the emblem. The usual selection of six different hat colors will be sold. Red is best though since it is the universal color of love. Even foreigners who can’t speak English get it. A super premium version hat will be available soon for the low, low price of $125, as it is embroidered in real 10-carat gold thread with contrasting piping on the cap brim.
Old Slogan (Make America Great Again)
We have been waiting anxiously for a new dynamic slogan from Trump’s campaign for almost a year. Our political champion Trump was essentially forced to use the current recycled and tired Ronald Reagan chestnut (1980)** for his first 2016 campaign slogan. This was mainly because Trump spent $5,000 with his lawyers to trademark the one word short Reagan phrase in November 2012. After all, Trump can’t waste good money. Besides, how was he to know that his 2005 Access Hollywood tape was going to show up, leaked by some p—y low-life journalist. That was a private talk between only nine unrelated people on the Bus, with a microphone recording the conversation, and Trump wearing a lapel mic. His confidential remarks were illegally outed to make him look bad.
True to himself, Trump will not be cowed. He never backs down, and he never quits.
Use of the New Slogan: GTBTP
Wearing the new Trump Slogan Hat will drive the Do-Gooders and Wimp Democrats out there crazy. Watch them freak when you show up for work, or a sporting event, or at a restaurant or Church service, proudly sporting your new headgear.
Undoubtedly, the new hat will be an instant chick magnet, and you can just point to the slogan to inform any woman nearby of your intentions. Be the strong, silent type, getting the job done with few words. It will be such a huge hit. This approach has worked for Trump for more than 30 years. Even less than impressive alpha male types out there, and those who aren’t rich or famous can take full advantage of the Erotic Power of Trump.
As an added bonus, the cops can’t get you for using nasty or obscene words either. You can always claim you don’t know what the letters on the hat stand for (maybe some equipment company name), and look all innocent while you say you just borrowed the cap from your brother-in- law to keep the rain off your head.
Enough of this Politically Correct nonsense we all suffer from. Tell it like it is by wearing the Trump Hat. Your woman will thank you for taking control.
Make America Great Again was a good stand-in while it lasted. The powerful new slogan GTBTP will power Trump to a stunning victory next month. And you will have a genuine souvenir to pass down to your kids, when they ask what you did in 2016.
Hold on To Your Hats, America
*What does GTBTP stands for?
In case you have been out of the country, under a rock, or unconscious for the last 24-hours, Trump eloquently explained what the initials of his new slogan stand for in a videotape from 2005, thus foreshadowing the bright future more than 10 years before it happened.
Watch the video 3:06 of pure Trump magic. Check out that purple chick while you at it.
Trump, Billy Bush, Arrianne Zucker (2005), The Chick in Purple Trump Lusted After on the Bus
Or here’s the transcript from that low-life Washington Post scum journalist, Fahrenthold:
“I’ve got to use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her,” Trump says. “You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.”
“And when you’re a star, they let you do it,” Trump says. “You can do anything.”
“Whatever you want,” says another voice, apparently Bush’s.
“Grab them by the p—y,” Trump says. “You can do anything.”
** The original,unoriginal Trump 2016 campaign slogan was a straight up ripoff of the classic 1980 Ronald Reagan political slogan that helped power him to victory over incumbent Jimmy Carter. Yes, Trump trademarked the phrase in 2012 after it had already been used for political purposes 30 years ago, by a Republican candidate no less. More Trump fairy dust applied at the Trademark Office. His application should never have been granted; it’s a mistake by trickery.
In typical Trumpian copycat fashion, that is not the only Reagan legacy Trump has misappropriated from our 4oth President. Look at this Trump Ad:
The visual implication Reagan (dead since 2004) approves/approved the Trump ripoff slogan is absurd, The picture is nearly 30 years old (circa 1987), before Trump ever thought of “his” slogan. What a poseur and shameless charlatan Trump continues to prove himself to be.
.