The Perfect Gift for the Very Stable Genius who already has everything, in praise of his outstandingly brilliant and uncontroverted wartime performance to keep our Nation Safe from that nasty little flu-like bug that no-one possibly could have predicted would be such a party pooper.
Mild ocean breezes to sooth the humiliation of Captaining the Worst Stock Market First Quarter in US History (134 years), more domestic American Deaths than 9/11, and building to more American War Dead by August 2020 than we suffered during 10 years in Viet Nam, before his possible Cruise Departure Date. Most Americans will gladly permit Trump a no-strings early exit, with our Most Profound Thanks for Quite A Job, Donnie!!